What dinosaur would Big White be? Obviously, the first answer you’d go for is Stegosaurus. Awkward and loveable, these legends have got spikes on their backs! But they’re not spikes to impale enemies on, NO! These are spikes that belong in a playground, for the kiddies to climb over and frolic upon as single dads hawk at soccer mums over cups of overpriced lattes. Loveable and goofy, they’re freaks of nature that we can all get around.
Ah, shit, nah, on second listen, maybe they’re a Brachiosaurus…have you seen the heights of Nick Griffith and Jack Wotton? Every gig Big White play, it feels like those two are munching on roof beams instead of prehistoric leaves. Or maybe they’re a bunch of Compsognathus’, aka those little shits running around in Jurassic Park. Big White, split into five little cheeky green guys causing pop mischief and spitting acid in Newman’s face?
Ah, fuck it, this dinosaur shit is hard. Just enjoy the bloody song whydoncha?