Whilst everyone else is staring into each other’s eyes, and talking about how much they love each other to the tune of anything by Collarbones, you are (read: I) sitting there with tears in yours eyes, chocolate being injected into your veins, and watching “Love Actually” with the volume blaring.
But fuck that! Fuck this over-commercialised holiday to make people look like terrible love interests because they spent the dole cheque on a 12 pingas instead of 12 roses. Here’s a playlist to fulfill all your unrequited sexual desires. Because even though we are the most attractive of all, sometimes punx get lonely too:
3. Beyonce – All The Singles Ladies
6. Jack Ladder – Cold Feet
9. Taylor Swift – We Are Never Getting Back Together
12. A$AP ROCKY – Fuckn’ Problems
15. Keyshia Cole – Let It Go feat. Lil’ Kim, Missy Elliot
18. Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River
20. The Angels – Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?