Fuck Valentine’s Day Playlist

Whilst everyone else is staring into each other’s eyes, and talking about how much they love each other to the tune of anything by Collarbones, you are (read: I) sitting there with tears in yours eyes, chocolate being injected into your veins, and watching “Love Actually” with the volume blaring.

But fuck that! Fuck this over-commercialised holiday to make people look like terrible love interests because they spent the dole cheque on a 12 pingas instead of 12 roses. Here’s a playlist to fulfill all your unrequited  sexual desires. Because even though we are the most attractive of all, sometimes punx get lonely too:

1. Grinderman – No Pussy Blues

2. Death Grips – Have A Sad Cum

3. Beyonce – All The Singles Ladies

4. Husker Du – Don’t Want To Know If You’re Lonely

5. Shellac – Prayer To God

6. Jack Ladder – Cold Feet

7. Jay Reatard – I See You Standing There

8. Bjork – literally anything off her new album ‘Vulnicura’

9. Taylor Swift – We Are Never Getting Back Together

10. Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know

11. Richard Hell & the Voidoids – Love Comes In Spurts

12. A$AP ROCKY – Fuckn’ Problems

13. Beck – Lost Cause

14. Carly Simon – You’re So Vain

15. Keyshia Cole – Let It Go feat. Lil’ Kim, Missy Elliot

16. The Cruel Sea – The Honeymoon Is Over

17. Ben Folds Five – Brick

18. Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River

19. Twerps – Work It Out

20. Blank Realm – Reach You On The Phone

20. The Angels – Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again?

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