Similar vibes to Chicks Who Love Guns and Doc Holliday Takes the Shotgun, Wollongong’s HOON are all-caps, which means they want everyone to know how loud they are. A loud band needs a loud name, and if Year 11 Standard English taught me anything, it’s that CAPS LOCK is the way to separate yourself from the pack.
They’ve also got a swag of tunes worthy of the caps-lock grace, including this bad-boy “Enigma”. Loud, proud and scummy as a month old used nappy, “Enigma” is the kind of thing you want to play when you’re all out of Metallica, but want to keep up the beer shotgunning vibes. Listening to this makes it that much easier to pour the world’s shittest beer down your throat. A chaser if you will. A chaser of balls to the wall rock ‘n’ roll.