The band name is one of the most important aspects of a band. It lets people know who you are, and what you stand for. For example, a folk group are probably not going to be called Satan’s Cock Juice, and likewise, a metal band probably won’t be called Cindy Crew & the Exes. Here’s some band names that should exist but don’t, and the world sucks because of it.
1. Iraqi Real Estate
2. The STD Appreciation Society
3. Herpes Outbreak Apocalypse
4. Canadian Putin
5. Cool Fedora, Dude!
6. Goon N Poon (obviously a Guns N Roses cover band)
7. Pedophiliac Uncle
8.The Unfortunate Birth Defects
9. Mum’s Got A Rat’s Tail
10. Flatulence or Fuck Off